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It has arrived! The much anticipated return of the Weekly Links List. Don’t lie, you know you missed it. As did I. I decided to change the title of the weekly list to the date instead of “Weeky Links List.” Trying to get a bit creative I guess. So here it is, back in full […]

New job:
About a month before I graduated from college, I nailed a job with a small eLearning company in Lewisville. Two weeks before graduation I started working as an Account Coordinator. This was an experimental position created for me in an attempt to relieve some of the stress off the VP of Client Relations. Two […]

Everyday Heidi and I exchange emails while at work. The following is a highly amusing excerpt from today’s edition, written by me.

“The title to the story of my life should be “The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller.” That is the title to a tell-all book about J.Lo’s sex life. She is […]

According to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)’s new rules resulting from last week’s “incident,” I can’t bring my lip gloss (gel) on the plane with me. But I can bring up to 4 oz of personal lubricant. Perfect. I’ve always wanted to join the mile high club. Sadly, I won’t be able to look fabulous […]

Story from this morning’s Dallas Morning News: 9-year-old brings home explosive. Boy says he got it from another student; device detonated safely.
And I quote: ” “The device was described as a metal coffee can and contained a black powder,” Deputy Reyna said.”
Could it have been… gasp… coffee??!?!??! Could we have a few more adjectives please?
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