State of the Union: the drinking game!
Jan 23rd, 2007 by Kate
I’m all in, are you?
The rules:
1. Every time the word “terrorists” is used, one drink.
2. Every time “nuclear” is pronounced “Nu-cu-lar,” one drink.
3. Every time “nuclear” is pronounced correctly, 5 drinks!
4. Every beady-eyed “heh heh heh?” Drink.
5. Invented or clearly misused word: One Drink.
6. Every time he mentions an individual soldier or their family by name, drink.
7. If that soldier/family is in the crowd, drink.
8. Every time a totally random “national issue” is pointed out (like the steroid abuse from a couple of years ago), drink.
9. Any time he says that the union is stronger/strengthened/etc, drink bitch!
Other rules can be made up at any time during the speech.