Clean Jokes For Your Dirty Mind.
Apr 15th, 2008 by Kate
What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Legs.
What is in Johnny’s pants that he has but Mary does not have?
Pockets.
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Pants.
What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Coconut.
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Bubble gum.
What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Shake hands.
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Firetruck.