
OOooookay, but there’s no way this is gonna taste good.
Have you ever proceeded full-steam through a recipe, knowing that something just wasn’t quite right? I did and wasted a perfectly good red velvet cake.
I inherited an issue of Cook’s Country last year that had a picture of a pretty, sparkly pink Christmas cake on the back cover. I ripped the page out and stuck it in my favorite cookbook so I wouldn’t forget about it. White chocolate frosting, covered in peppermint dust - there was no question what Christmas dessert would be this year.
I baked my favorite red velvet cake and then I retrieved the picture and frosting recipe from my “archives.” 1 pound of butter, 1 cup of confectioner’s sugar…
Gawd, that’s going to taste like nothing but butter. Who wrote this, Paula Deen? There’s no way that’s right. Honey?! Come look at this. This has to be a typo. Yes, I see that it clearly says “Recipes That Work.”
OOooookay, but there’s no way this is gonna taste good.
At that point, I could have stopped. I should have stopped. If I had bought in to the fact that I’d be sacrificing my favorite red velvet cake, I probably would have stopped. But I kept going anyway, becoming more and more put off by the blob of butter in my stand mixer bowl as each second passed.
After adding another 2 cups of confectioner’s sugar in an attempt to de-butter the frosting and some milk to adjust the consistency… it wasn’t that bad but it wasn’t any where near good enough to adorn red velvet royalty.
Oh well, they can’t all be winners. Of course, try telling that to my nephew. He plowed through an adult-sized piece, yelling “Cake!” after each bite because his mom couldn’t reload his fork fast enough.
On the bright side, the delicate, sparkly peppermint powder presented gorgeously for about 20 minutes. You gotta love Texas at Christmas - the 75 degree high and wicked humidity turned the powdery crust to a sticky, half-molten encasing.
Candy Cane Cake frosting, adapted from Cook’s Country
1 lb unsalted butter (4 sticks), softened
1 cup confectioners’ sugar (I increased this to at least 3 cups)
1/8 tsp salt
2 tsp vanilla extract
4 Tbsp heavy cream (I also added milk to fix the consistency after increasing the sugar above)
8 oz white chocolate, melted and cooled
1 3/4 cups finely ground peppermint candy
With electric mixer, beat butter at medium-high speed until smooth, about 30 seconds. Add confectioners’ sugar and salt; beat at medium-low speed, scraping bowl once, until smooth, about 1 minute. Add vanilla and cream and beat at medium speed until incorporated, about 10 seconds. Increase speed to medium-high and beat until light and fluffy, about 4 minutes, scraping down bowl once or twice. Transfer half of frosting to clean bowl and stir in white chocolate. Add 3/4 cup ground peppermint candies to remaining frosting.
Place one cake layer on serving platter (I torted 2 8-inch rounds). Spread 1/3 of peppermint frosting over cake. Repeat with second and third cake layers and remaining peppermint frosting. Top with final cake layer and frost top and sides with white chocolate frosting, reserving 3/4 cup for final garnish. Press remaining ground peppermint candies into sides of cake and sprinkle evenly over top of cake. Use remaining white chocolate frosting to pipe ring of dots around base of cake.