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OK, I might have a problem

Posted: Aug 19th, 2008, 10:55am MST by Meg

I've tried Bun Watchers, Bunny Craig, BunniFast, living at a hutch at Kirstie Alley's—nothing has worked.

It's Nom City, People, population 1.

Poor Chloe the bun is redefining 'feed bag'. Thanks, BeautifulSoul.
And Now, This Cute Olympics Update

Posted: Aug 19th, 2008, 12:32am MST by Not That Mike The Other Mike

BEIJING -- In Guinea Pig men's doubles today, the Dutch team suffered a stunning setback when teammate Pyetr Van Dingledangledongle got the ball stuck in his mouth and was volleyed for over a minute before judges ended the match. Reached for comment later, Van Dingledangledongle said "Mrhhph ghlrrfph thr fhlprrgth, sthllrth ig blurrpth."

We LOVE heem, Camilla S.
Scottish Fold wide-eyed tongue action

Posted: Aug 18th, 2008, 9:09pm MST by Meg

[eye roll] People, there is way too much proshness going on here with this 'Fold.

Behold the 'On-the-back-wide-eyed' action and the 'sure-I'll-suck-on-your-fingie' action:

And just in case you need an extra hit:
Clinically-tested safer than caffeine!

Posted: Aug 17th, 2008, 3:35pm MST by Not That Mike The Other Mike

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You may need the extra-strength version for that one, Zoe P.
How to have a lazy Sunday in 8 easy steps

Posted: Aug 17th, 2008, 9:12am MST by Theo

STEP 1: Be a wolverine.

STEP 2: Know that you are a badass predator. Choose to chill.

STEP 3: Be a leopard.

STEP 4: You are the elitest of the elite. You are the eyeblink of death. You are death from above. You come from Mongol-flocking Siberia. Let the camera-clutching tourists squeal and flail and gibber. They are tender and delicious. You can afford to chill.

STEP 5: Be a tiger.

STEP 6: <snort>
STEP 6a: Leopards. Afraid of water. Honestly. Come, I will show you the Way of Chill.
STEP 6a1: Come closer.

STEP 7: Be a bear. Better be two bears, in fact. Be TWO RIGGA-DAM' GRIZZLY BEARS, pilgrim!

STEP 8: You know the drill.

Thanks to the Minnesota Zoo and their new Minnesota Trail and Grizzly Coast exhibits! They've really been working on the place; even the run-through fountains in the play area are back. Sadly, they didn't have any grizzly cubs for us to take pictures of, which was too bad because that would've been just about THE ULTIMATE Cute Overload post. They're working on it, though.
TEEEEENY Caturday paw danglage

Posted: Aug 16th, 2008, 9:10am MST by Meg

Puh-lease. Too, too moshe:

black and white?
miniscules and striped?
ear flappage and paw danglage?

kitten1, originally uploaded by Duckproductions.

EHN!

(Cute-Overload-XTreme-Ehn-Up)

You love it. Admit it, Lori W.
Saturday Tie-tie.

Posted: Aug 16th, 2008, 5:25am MST by Meg

Sure, my earses appear to be awake and alerts, but I'm sleepin' in 'til AT LEAST elevens. At that point, my Bamboo 'n' Eggs better be ready.

Honk-shuuuuu [repeat 'til 11AM]

Well, it's a Saturday, so I guess that's acceptabuhls, Bill H. This one time.
C.O.F.A.Q.

Posted: Aug 16th, 2008, 1:01am MST by Meg

"DUDE! Where can I find the 2009 calendar!? It's tewtelly sold OUT on Amazon!"

People, if I had a NICKEL for every time I hear that question, I'd have like, one-fiddy.

There are plenty of other places to find the calendar. Try:

Calendars.com !

More distributors to come. Watch this here space.

XO,
Meggle
The Lick Spot!

Posted: Aug 15th, 2008, 11:30pm MST by Meg

We ALL have one.

Don't even TRY to tell me you don't have a Lick Spot. Because I know you do. My Sophomore biology teacher told me about 'em.

Marco U., I'm not even going to ask WTF is going on in this freaky sitch. I'll just enjoy.
Make that SIR PENGUIN

Posted: Aug 15th, 2008, 10:44pm MST by Meg

Dewds, this penguin is out of control. FIRST he gets inducted (yes, I'm talking about a bird getting inducted) into the Norwegian Kings Guard of Something Something THEN—as if it couldn't get more redonk—the bird gets KNIGHTED!

Sword on the shoulders knighted. The thing is—this penguin has seriously mad skills. Check him out with his troops. Major inspection action. The movie is here...

Some stills from the scene...

I bow down to thee, Sir Nils Olav, Sir! I also bow to you, Emily S. and Drude M.!