Um, tiny ponies running around everywhere, trying out their new legs [Ehn! I keeck in your general direct-shons!] Just WHAT IS THIS PLACE? Heav-vons?
Michelle W., will you please point us to the leader of this straaaange lannnnd?!
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Um, tiny ponies running around everywhere, trying out their new legs [Ehn! I keeck in your general direct-shons!] Just WHAT IS THIS PLACE? Heav-vons?
Michelle W., will you please point us to the leader of this straaaange lannnnd?!
Um, I ALREADY went to Ikea and bought a white Sköge rug.
Everyone has one. Everyone that's anyone that is. OK, you're right, I don't have a polydactal Sköge. I'll take 2.
Melissa S., it's a good thing it's the new polydactal version.
You have GOT to be kiddingk moi. Check out this talented schnozzle action.
Michelle B. crazy find...
ONLY IN JAPAN, People. [shaking head]
Conan the Chihuahua mimicks his Buddhist bros. Nice work, Conan.
Photograph: Toru Yamanaka/AFP, Sender Inner Erica H. (and about a billion other Sender-Inners, thank you)
Check out this Kangaroo's very first powche exit and hoppin' 'round at the Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn.
Excellent submishe, Courtney A.
In honor of the hilarious site: Stuff White People Like we present this redonk rap remix for your leestening playsures:
Credit to T.G. for the find. Rad!
There is just no denyin' that this toe-hawk Challenger is THE ULTIMATE IN TOE-HAWKS.
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[Gavel sound] Case closed, Melissa H.
Freshly-borned polar bear cub Wilbaer and Mom Linda (just kiddding, it's Corinna) were unveiled at the Stuttgart Zoo in this recent vid. Check out Mom picking her kid up. Love it.
Great recommendayshe, Sparkeh
The ridiculousness continues over at Fred Flare with this panda skillet:

Check it out it's all: "I'm Audi! Nyerrrrrrow"
And such leetle toches:
Check out this mini-floor rug. Comes in large, small and Prosh.
[Laughing in Swedish accent] Casey G., I think "SKÖGE" is better than "Caesar" for a name.
I ken't hep it. Bunnies just own this post-Easter week.
They're creeping up on me, TELLING ME TO POST THEM. I must oblige.
Excellent table leg for scale you taunting beeyatches photographer Sophia R. and Tiffany S. :P
Writes Sender-Inner Laura S.: "two female lambs who were orphaned at 36 hours old due to the sudden death of their mother. [BAROOoO!!! crying sound - Ed] We had to raise them indoors for the first few days due to ridiculously low temps outside so diapers were a must."
Angel (looking at the camera) and Gracie, be... strong!
The music, the licking, the QUAKING PAW
This is overwhelming [vapors]
Kitten Loves Puppy - Watch the top videos of the week here
Kendra P., we usually have a 'no nads' policy on C.O. because they're DiStRaCtInGk, but we'll make an exception this ONE TIME.
This puppeh OWNS your SOUL.
One teeny new step at a TIME.
Be-hold:
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And now, slightly closer-pants:
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TOO CLOSE EVEN FOR PANTS!
Lisa N., it will be a shame when I GNAW THAT PUPPEH'S EARS OFF NAWM NAWM NAWM
Writes Maggie C.: "Sheepdogs are trained to obey their master's every word. So when farmer David Kennard decided one of those words would be "Spring", his dogs did not hesitate. They rounded up the flock on the hills of Mr Kennard's north Devon farm and, with a little help from their master, created a picture that reminds us that, whatever the weather, this is officially the first weekend of Spring. The scene did call for a careful scattering of feed to make the sheep form themselves in the shapes of the six letters..."
"...However, it was down to the team of Collies—who everyone knows border on the brilliant—to have the last word. They circled the 200-strong flock and kept them from wandering off-message.
Three of David's five working dogs – Mist, Fern and Jake – were employed to help create the perfect lettering, which took three hours to achieve."
Mom's name is "Dot". No joke.
Check out more of his mewing hiney on CNN.
Say "CAT NEWS NETWORK" in a James Earl Jones voice Agent Aeon!
I said, pass the hair gel, you Maroon.
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George S., you SURE know how to pick 'em. Ht dizzamn.
[Peering out over face-periphery chub roll] I could have SWORN Easter was still happening!!!
Now I am TOTALLY stuck with these Peeps. [Opens package and begins monsching]
Sigh, Matt from Urban Pug, save teh ears for next year...
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You weel neverrr find dem. [scampers away]

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HOPPY HOPPY HAM HAM!
[don't miss the minscule paw action on our favorite hamsters "Chmurka" and "Szarotka"]

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HAPPY EASTER, PEOPLE!

Oh, Heylerhe, little MorselPants! I shall eat you now.
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Oh, Heylerhe, little MorselPants! I shall eat you now.
[Shaking head]
Wayle, Peeps gotta do what Peeps gotsta do.
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll come around by Easter Sunday, Carrie L. and Katie A.
[We're not alone in this, y'all... - Ed.]
[UPDATE -- This peep diorama was created in April of 2007 by Kate Koop of Crosby, MN. Thanks for sourcing this image, Cheryl! - Ed.]
Dewds, close your eyes, and it's like this SUPER PURR action is on YOUR OWN VERY LAP.
Serious—close your eyes, trust me on this one. [Hand bumping computer for 'petting' action]
Tammy L., prosh kitteh you got thar... ;)
First, Happy Birthday Shakespeare, you lil' brisle brush o' love.
Second, Ziv S., the fabulous Stanford Daily columnist, this hedge is FOR YOU.
GO CARDINAL, ZIV and grat submission, Jenny C.!
Er. [snoring makes kibble attach to nostril on inhale]
Looks like he's just RESTIN' THOSE PAWS TOO, Lindsay J.!
Love - All, Puppeh has the next serve
Hey Arlo R., go Paly Vikes!
In case you missed the Friday announcement...
Mens, Womens, Unisex. Still top-notch quality, natch.
Schnozzles + Sausage bodies!
Schnozzles + Sausage bodies!
Schnozzles + Sausage bodies!
Annie M., completely and totally anerable!
OK, squawk monkey, there are some points that must be addressed. I shall enumerate.
1) I am eleven years old. I am not a "kitten".
2) You will bring me three of those chewy "salmon"-flavored treats.
3) The length and relative pointy-ness of my claws is just fine as they currently are.
4) You will pet my forehead and ears, gently front to back, until I indicate that am ready for you to stop. This should not be difficult for you to interpret, even considering the limited capacity for language that your species possesses.
5) You will remain quiet, still, and warm for a period of time not less than 30 minutes, and not more than 90 minutes.
6) That half-Siamese SNOT will be kept out of my sight for the remainder of the evening. I am not particular about the methods you may employ to attain this goal. Just see to it that they are effective.
7) This item is only here as filler. Why? Because otherwise there won't be nine of them. As the small monkeys say, "Duh."
8) Yes, OK. I love you. Just so. What? You... [sigh] must I always...? Oh, very well: Prrrrrr.
9) I believe one more salmon treat is in order.
I think everybody deserves a FRIDAY BONUS. For frees!
This RCF moment of Zen has been brought to you by Sqirlz Morph, Rule #39, and ImACatPersonAnyway. Hehe.
That's right, People, the wait is over.
And this time, the hamsters have wings. And pants. Still top-notch quality, natch.
And like hamsters, they'll be around for a limited time.
GO TO TOWN!
Artiste Leanne F. just sent in her rendition of this "outrageous bun 'tocks" post.
"Disapproving Bunnies" wants to be an entire comic book, doesn't it?
"O"riginal:
:D!!!
Newly-borned deer + moist nosicle + chompable ear = nice way to end the evening ifyouknowwhatimean andithinkyoudo.

New born deer, originally uploaded by tuxxme.
Great find, Lori W.!
The buns want IN on the Rule 11 action.
Check out this Bunway-Airlines-cleared-for-landing shot. Now serving Cheerios.
Thank you for the equal-opportunity bun torture, Heather F.
Listen, if you have built-in fur-pants like me, you need to LISTEN UP [smacks small gavel] We have MUCH to discuss.
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CrackerBunny, thanks for taking pics of the meeting. Johanna S., Flickr-roonie-riffic!
The hilariousness continues with this TEMPTING, TAUNTING Japanese show about placing foods in front of Puppehs and a Chimp.
Ruby G., you have REALLY outdone yerselfs.
It's tough bein da only gangsta in my hood because no one else understands gangsta life so when I'm all like going around and stuff I'm like "BAYAM" an like "Oh Snap!" when I see a dope six fow on some dubs—never mind I have no idea what I'm talking about. [sniffs]
Caption from Screaming Pickle. Michelle V., you and your Gangstah Bun are invited to my place for fowties.
EVERYONE IS DOING IT!
EVERYONE IS TORTURING their puppehs.
Even Heather over at Dooce.com is doing it.
I'm calling ASPCA.
They should make those mini Steak-ums for people, right Pamela D.?
It looks like this Sugar Glider is somewhere in Switzerland, mini-slurping freshly-churned buttermilks, with only the teeniest of tongues. Go, Madamoiselle Sugères! Go! Read more on this lil' guy's life here. It will make your head tilt.
Photo by Sue J. Sender Inner J to the S., slurpariffic.
Just before you go to lunch today, check out what's on the Bebe koala menu; a mini salad.
Laura T., read the title of this post in an Australian accent for the complete experience.
Miniature Neil Armstrong kitteh is all: "I come in peace, Bros! Ehn!" [Tiny foot moves forward]
Remember those other little moonwalker kittehs Louise W.?
Puppeh: "I'm on it! The balloons! They will pereeshe!"
Bane, that took a lot of prep work on yer part, didn't it.
OK, OK, the purring sounds are obvy canned, right? It's still a great lil' video of "Baby Joe Joe" though—those googly 'I-ken't focus-yet!' eyes and licking stubbular limb action is potent.
HazelNut B., Purrriffic find. Video from Tigers Deluxe.
Sender-Inner Audrey N. invites us to: "Note the tail puff, knobbular knuckles, and 360-degree ReflectO-Orb Beadulous Eyes™."
Um, Thank you, Audrey.
Also, Audrey's friend Daniel took a photo of this junior McSnakersons, who obvy must have the tiniest tongue in the woild.
By the great Simon Tofield, the creator of "Wake Up Cat", it's: "Let Me In".
[Pulling red curtain back for your viewing pleasure]
GREAT FIND, Mike 9 ;)
Holy Production Values, People. This one's called: "Cat of 1000 Faces: Episode 1." Obvy, we're greenlighting another 23 episodes.
Rys K., Nice YouTube-Pointer-Outering!
Check this hilariousness... You can almost see the nose quiveringks! Baroooooo! [whimpering sound]
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Gracias Troy E. ;)!!!
Totally and completely outrageous! Buntastic! Rabbriffic! TOCKTACULAR! [Not to mention the disapproval on the left]
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Exsquisite find, Johanna S.
You may TEENK my legs are short—DEE BETTER TO GRAZE WITHNOM NOM NOM [rubber-ish belleh expanding sounds]
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Excellent sub-mee-shons Randeh.
It's OK, It's OK lil' Puppeh. Once you realize it's actually YOU that's running the place, there'll be no need to whimpères.
Hannah B., nice submeeeeeeshons! [singsong]
Please check out the tiniest of tongue/banana action and the [plink! plink!] eye capsules. This is the Slow Loris, a nocturnal primate from Southeast Asia. They're not meant to be pets, they prefer hangin' out in the trees.
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Wikipedia sez these guys ar "happiest at the top of trees" and "make slow, deliberate movements and a powerful grasp that makes them very difficult to remove from branches."
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Apparently, they rarely eat fruit, so this banana feeding is unusual...
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Don't let the proshness fool you of course. Like all of the cutest animals, these guys have some serious teef. And as a bonus, they secrete toxins out their elbows. Cute! [head tilt]
Sender-Inner Cat H. writes: "This is our kitty, Nori, when he crawled into the sleeve of a sweatshirt (I swear I didn't stuff him in there)..." Whatever, Cat, just pass the Taco Bell Mild sauce stat.
And a medium Dr. Pepper too pls. :P
// UPDATE -- this one's for the Dune fans... Ed. //