"Whoa there, Lassie! Why the big hurry?"
"What's that you say, girl? Timmy's fallen down a well? And he's broken both legs? And he's surrounded by poisonous snakes?! And he's sinking into quicksand?!? And he's down to three percent power on his iPod?!?!"

"I'm coming, Timmy!! I shall accomplish a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular idiom!"
Let's hope the idiom doesn't require any heavy lifting, Kira G.

