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Top 10 Redonk Election Quotes as told by kittens

Posted: Oct 29th, 2008, 2:26pm MST by Meg

10. "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
-Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

9. "The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book."
-John McCain, in an interview with the Boston Globe

8. "Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
-Barack Obama, after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

7. "You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."
-John McCain, breaking into song after being asked about whether it was time to send a message to Iran

"She needed the clothes."
- John McCain explaining to reporters why the RNC spent $150,000 on clothes and accessories for Sarah Palin and her family, Florida, Oct. 23, 2008

5. "It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
-Barack Obama, explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

4. "Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions."
- Barack Obama exasperated by reporters after a news conference

3. "Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me."
-John McCain, to a questioner who asked if he supported President Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years

For Quotes 1 and 2 jump over to About.com Political Humor. all quotes compiled by Daniel Kurtzman.

Thanks to Spokeskittehs Just One Kiss, Flamenco, Cuteness alert, Flamenco + Ruskea, Simply & flower, Flamencos first walk,Katze 3, Ruskea, all originally uploaded by Urs Wachter™.
Oh Yah, You Betcha! (wink!)

Posted: Oct 29th, 2008, 1:00pm MST by Not That Mike The Other Mike

"... and in my travels, it's been such a genuine thrill and honor to meet so many of you hard-working, down-to-earth, honest-to-Betsy, meat-and-potatoes, tough-as-nails folks, what I like to call the 'real dogs' that form the best part of this great country of ours.

"Why, over there, I can see Carl the Car-Chaser, and there's Fred the Frisbee-Catcher, and Bob the Barker, and Steve the Snorgler, and Larry the Leg-Lover, and Ned the Napper, and Ted the Toilet-Drinker-Outer-Ofer ..."

Just six more days, Melissa F. the Sender-Inner ...
Dr. Fluffy's Cathouse of Horror!

Posted: Oct 29th, 2008, 11:17am MST by Not That Mike The Other Mike

NOW THROUGH OCTOBER 31, Dogtopolis Jaycees present the 17th annual Dr. Fluffy's Cathouse of Horror! Enter — if you dare — and witness scenes so gruesome, you'll leave with your tail tucked between your legs!

SEE!!! The terrifying Terrier-Eating Toilet in ... THE BATHROOM OF BLOOD!!!

SEE!!! Hideous mutant experiments in ... FELIX'S LABORATORY OF NIGHTMARES!!!

And your tail will tremble with terror when you come face to face with ... SATAN HIMSELF!!!

The Dogtopolis Jaycees thank Chelsee I., Hans L., and Dan K. for their help with this year's production.
'Tocktober Surprise!

Posted: Oct 29th, 2008, 8:34am MST by Not That Mike The Other Mike

Step 1: Drill hole in ice.
Step 2: Cover hole lightly.
Step 3: Wait for fox to show up.

Kinda looks like a cigarette butt with legs, Donna B.