"... and in my travels, it's been such a genuine thrill and honor to meet so many of you hard-working, down-to-earth, honest-to-Betsy, meat-and-potatoes, tough-as-nails folks, what I like to call the 'real dogs' that form the best part of this great country of ours.
"Why, over there, I can see Carl the Car-Chaser, and there's Fred the Frisbee-Catcher, and Bob the Barker, and Steve the Snorgler, and Larry the Leg-Lover, and Ned the Napper, and Ted the Toilet-Drinker-Outer-Ofer ..."
Just six more days, Melissa F. the Sender-Inner ...