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"Ma'am, I think I see the problem here."
"Oh, and nice matches, heh."
"What you have here is a typical Flapper ball rupture. These are common on newer flush valves and are connected to the handle lift arm with a lift chain."
"We'll fix 'er up real nice with a float ball connected to the handle lift arm by a lift wire that runs through a guide arm attached to the overflow pipe."
Mmmmmkay, Kate and Jeff? [tiny mouse paw hands you a serious bill]
This one-day-old baby Capuchin monkeh is all:
"It is ENTIRELY too bright out here! Turn out the lights! Get me a sleep mask, SOMETHING! OMG PEOPLE!"
[Pulls kelp blanket over head]
Honk-shuuuuu [causes tiny bubbles]
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Check out this 'eyelashed', small-moufed, pink CHICK!
She's all; "Step aside and watch me text eight people at once, Bitches!"
OMG, Catrina C.!
As if you needed ANY PROOF that EVERYONE is obsessed with the Shiba Inu puppeh cam, here is Boomer (who also happens to be a Shiba Inu) checking out the frolicking puppehs.
See for yourself what the puppehs are up to!
Awesome matchingks,Jennifer K-G.!
Deedle-dee
Deedle-dee
Deedle-dee [tiny foot pad sounds]
Lindsay D., the (ahem, caterpillar) cobbler's children have no shoes.
NO WAY.
We got the same two-toned haircut.
Vanessa F. found this verrrrry special monkeh over at the UK Telegraph ;)
Yo, can you bring another twelve-pack tonight?
We're gonna RAAAAAAAGE!
Yes, yes we are, Allison B. from the overwhelmingly prosh EH Rabbitry
So.... restless! and... uncomfortabuhls!
Mlisaoverdrive, I suggest an Ambien and two glasses of wine.
Thanks to all Peeps in the Comments and Theo who suggested this one...
Rock rock rock
[Brrrrring! Turn the page!]
Climb climb climb
Swing swing swing
[Brrrrring! Turn the page!]
Bridge bridge bridge
Look look look
Slide slide slide
The End.
Absolute redonkulousness brought to you by the letter "P" and Alaska Bear Playground by Umnak, Panda Cub by anitalee, Swinger by aqui-ali, queen of the castle by KCA, lookout by piggley, Sliding dog by fd.
Let's see: one puppy is licking another's crotch, most are sleeping in a PupPile, and one is biting another's leg. Yep, everything is in order. [Thumbs up + wink]
Live streaming video by Ustream
Thanks for the reminder and supreme time waster Ken C.
This hamster man-shons features three bedrooms (two in penhouse form), a "gym" with wheel, a "basement" for burrowing, curvy tubes, dome with drinking bottle, portable "Away" room and bath. Only one ham, Hiro, currently lives there.
HAMHANCE!
Tell me there's maid service, Rob F. Hamster Home originally uploaded by Arathrael.
Cute Overload and The Takeaway (a co-production of WNYC Radio and Public Radio International) are proud to present:
The "First Puppy" poll!
What pup should Obama's girls choose for the White House!? You must peeck!
Online Surveys & Market Research
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, B***hes!
Via BoingBoing spotted by K.R.
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
WhiskerTime [checking watch] brought to you by MILKA, A TINY FLUFFY BUNNY-SNOWFLAKE, kitten by sarim, Robo Dwarf Hamster by myunison, Pup nose by Phil 1979.
You all just heard him...
"Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House".
What kind of puppy will it be!? What would you suggest?
Yanyg yanyg yanyg [bone chewing sound] from Nora :)
See if you can get your free cup of coffee. GO ON TRY IT!!! [pushing you forward]
Print it out on a blank sticker sheet and GO!!!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom [no blinking]
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If I had a dime every time I've been asked that question, I'd be one rich otter.
You really otter vote, Lauren S. Nice work, SeaWorld!
Wow, they're handing out big buttons at that polling place.
This ermine stoat guy was previously posted ;)
Forgive me if you've already seen this alert while driving down the highway. It's our duty to warn you.
Two kittehs with dangerously large saucer eyes and particularly large paws are AT LARGE.
Please notify us immediately if you see them :D
Detective Catherine T. B., that's some damn good police work.
Garden laziness always leads to the KITTEN overgrowth.
Man. [whispering] I think it has roots already.
Arlo R., get out your clippères.
For Quotes 1 and 2 jump over to About.com Political Humor. all quotes compiled by Daniel Kurtzman.
Thanks to Spokeskittehs Just One Kiss, Flamenco, Cuteness alert, Flamenco + Ruskea, Simply & flower, Flamencos first walk,Katze 3, Ruskea, all originally uploaded by Urs Wachter™.
Hmmmm... [sniff sniff, tenative paw touch]
Hmmmm [pat pat...]
Hmmmm [Feels paper quality] OK. I approve.
All the best to you, Mathijs V. and thank you for being a part of the 2009 calendar, Lucy of HamsterTracker fame!
Most peeps would push others out the way during a fire, but not this pup. He stayed behind to make sure the kittens trapped inside got out safely.
Jump over to Yahoo!/AP to see the story.
Thanks to all the rubberneckers who sent this one in, especially Berthaservant!
All this bee needs are little cotton pajamas with honey pots on them.
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...in a casserole dish filled with water.
..for no apparent reason.
...other than to let a guy learn how to format a short video.
Bizarro Montalban, Kelly.
We've just been alerted to an epic Kitteh House in Japan. Not only is this place modern and beautiful, it's optimized for kitteh livin'.
Check out how cat steps lead to cat walks...(left) cat beds built under the bathroom sink (right)
Special, um, kitteh bathrooms (left) and nest/nooks built under the stairs (right)
Ceiling walks (left) and special stairs (right)
Don't make me say it—the folks across the pond are kicking our asses yet again, aren't they Heather V.?
The Japanese, who have dangerously high levels of CUTE DNA running in their, um, veins, have DONE IT AGAIN!
This time, with the simple matchbook.
OR IS IT SIMPLE? One look at the "Panda" matches proves we Amerricans have a LONG way to go. Carrying honey pots.
See below example In "Siamese" color.
Finally, A Caturday night outfit that will keep your neck warm.
Fashion-forward sample sale made possible by Keira R.
How did you even know it was my birthday!?
[Looks around] Even the CAT is here, and he hates me! OH, I am just so touched. THANK YOU!
OMG you SHOULDN'T HAVE, Lori M.
The redonkulousness continues over at the chicken coop. Get a load of this Mom hen and lil' pup taking a nap.
Check out the expression on the face of the little chick on the left. She's all: "Whatevs, Mom." [waddles away]
CUDDLINGK CONQUERS ALL Judy H.! (via The Courier Mail)
Whoever is doing PR for pit bulls these days is doing heckuva job.
GeniusBeauty.com is reporting that pit bull terriers have softened their stances with baby chicks AND kittehs.
Get a load of this action: Pit Bull with Chicks
Pit Bull Takes Chicks For a Swim
Pit Bull and Kitteh Chick-Sit
Pit Bull and Chicks—A year later
Nice work, Videographer TexasGirly1979 and Sender-Inner Teresa F., enlighteningk!
And they just might.
It's a "good thing." [Say in Ana Gasteyer voice]
WAY TO GO, magazine-creating, Halloween-loving, photo-submitting pet-costume-contest submitterer!
I must be because of something you did...
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We REALLY don't want any lavender-scented Pup soap in our earses.
Jen S., we'd like to see the 'after' picture too please.
Let's check in on our favorite smooshed-face kitteh Winston. He goes through SO MANY trials and tribulayshons, doesn't he?
Here is his latest issue; unsatisfying ear scratching!
Will Winston EVER be a happy camper Michelle L.!?
Not a one.
They tried to make me go to Pot Hab and I said "nyerhe!" "nyerhe!" "nyerhe!" Johanna S. and JPGMag.
Two in the bush?
Three hamsters and a fish?
Four sets of bear 'tocks? What? What is it worth, People! Tell me! (In the Comments!)
BTW, love the privacy tail, Helene L.
Q. Have you EVER seen a set of frog 'tocks?
No I will not do a close-up, Anne B.
I said no.
Once upon a time, with a jazzy soundtrack, a kitteh named "Snaggle puss" adopted a behbeh rabeet named "Bubbles".
Why do I have an overwhelming urge to shoot a basket from the three point line, Amelia T.?!
People, this is truly redonk and spectacular!
Check out this Headless Horseman Halloween costume made of PVC, fiberfill and kids clothes. It's a TREAT!
FIVE STARS, Newfy! See this and more recent submissions over at the Martha Stewart/CuteOverload Pet Costume Contest!
Hush little goslingk, close your caps,
Mama's going let you nap on her back
And if your bill should twitter and quack,
We'll know you're dreaming of sleeping in a rack.
Expertly spotted by Sender-Inner May-li K. Sweet dreams, originally uploaded by yappingjak.
Here's what you give the man who has everything.
Check out Vladmir Putin and the lil 20-pound kitteh he got for his 56th birthday.
Check it out, he's all Nyet you diiii-in't!!
Rupert finally realizes Chester actually LIKES Frank's trompe l'oeil wall painting/tiki bar room makeover.
Monica W., may your living room walls never have hay stuck to them.
One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!
It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn't it, Sami S.? :•D
We're practically GIVING these kittehs away!
We got orange! we got white! we got tabbies! Even grey-tipped EARS!
Flip each kitteh over to see OUR LOW, LOW PRICES. We're IN-SA-A-A-A-A-ANE!"
Photographer MeeShel L. gave all these lil' rugs away to new owners, save one, little Sammy, the shorthair at the top. kittens in a row, originally uploaded by MeeShel.L1G..
[Kitteh looks around nervously] Hey Pssst, Buddy!
Do you have any of those delicious lil' coffee creamers I keep hearing about!? Just to tide me over!
I can't say no to those PENETRATING BLUE EYES, Weird Aunt Martha! Grey Kitten, originally uploaded by Weird_Aunt_Martha.
[English Butler voice to table] "Madame, your Sleeping Morsels Risotto."
"For you Suh, the Nomming Dollops"
There is more when you are ready, please kindly ring this little bell for seconds.
EXCELLENT catering, MeLa! "heap 'o' hamsters, nom grain nom, and the quadruplets, originally uploaded by MeLa de Gypsie.
CNN is reporting a large group of penguins in Brazil got lost heading too far from their usual feeding grounds (according to reports, perhaps due to unusually earm water).
373 penguins were rescued, rehabilitated flown via cargo plane 1,550 miles to the country's southern coast, where a crowd watched the tuxedo's dudes march back into the sea.
Nice one, Cuteporter Mary C.
The epic Sandwich Stealer wrote us!!!
The basset hound we featured we back in '06 sent a very proud calendar beauty shot our way. Check it out, and check out the original post.
=====Original post!=====
[Cliff Claven voice] Did anyone uh, notice me there? Take this, uh, sandwich here?
No?
Well, Okey Dokes, then.
Carina V., I love how Molly the Basset's lips wrap around her prey like that. The adventure!
=====/Original post!=====
Wow, that's like before we even did hovertexts 'n' stuff. Congratulations on your calendar appearance, Molly!
I have been SITTING out in front of this house for HOURS waiting for you.
I've been stretching and STRETCHINGKS!
Then, I heard you come up the drive.
I'll have my glass of white wine on the veranda now, thankyouverymoishe.
These and MANY other prosh photos over at the Ducklings photo stream, created and submitted by Melissa G.
Actually, this is not an ostrich. Only a picture of one.
We're blowing your MIND aren't we, Gary S.?!
"It started like this..."
"I left the room, and shortly thereafter, returned to find this..."
Then, the inevitable:
"I asked them if they thought they were auditioning for a calendar."
Well, duh.
Excellent, EXCELLENT work, Victoria R. See this and other kitteh stories over at her blog.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Mireyita, holler back with an update when you can afford two nozzles.
[Baboon #1:] He's definitely the Chosen One from the ancient Baboon bible, Cheryl.
[Baboon #2:] No, no no Linda!—I think—he's from the future.
[Baboon #3:] Wait, his ears look relatively normal [picks on an ear]
[Baboon #4:] Wait. He looks like a Gunderson. He's one of Phil's kids. Never mind.
Sender-Inner Johanna S., You're BACK! (Like a lil' pink baboon butt, you're BACK!)
I hope you're sitting down.
Because what you're about to see is staggering. And sad.
It's about a Kitteh—a desparate kitteh—who needs boxhab, so, so badly. [Shaking head] I hope you can stand to watch.
Paging Dr. Josh N. Come in, Dr. Josh N. STAT
It's been a nice ole Caturday, People.
Let's put 'er to bed with this unusual Kitteh vid with blissful clenching paws. [Rule #29 in case you forgot.]
Sender-Inner 'The Red Masque', I'm not going to even ASK how this vid came about. Is that a lynx in that living room!?
P.S. Extra credit video is here, of an apparent Deer/Kitteh naptime interupted by a fallen battery pack. D'oh!
[Fly speaking] Baybee, you may be the most poisonous Newt in North America, but you're still all mine.
[Unbelievable KISSING SOUNDS]
Shhhhh. [Covers leeps]
Brinke G., you are slithering into hearts of C.O. fans everywhere. Truth.
This is no regular Disapproving rabbit People.
This rabbit is downright crankeh.
Gøril A and Brutus the bun, um, have a, um, nice Saturday night. Good luck with that.
"That dumb baby is totally annoying. 'Ahn Junior is so cute!!!' 'So precious!' 'Look at him poop!' Puhlease.
I got news for you, Kid. This passie is mine."
Thanks, Vera. Good luck with Lampiao pup...
Er, mouth to "meow"th
Er... mouth to mouf
OK, Whatever, a fireman saved a kitteh giving it mouth to mouth resusitayshe!
Check out the full video over on Yahoo!
When asked what giving a cat mouth to mouth tasted like. The fireman said: "Like fur".
Thanks for the hot tip, SparkyPannnts.
[Trustworthy English accent] "We're here in the deepest Amazon, wading in croc-infested waters where ANYTHING CAN HAPP—"
"Did ANYONE prep this place before the shoot!? DAMMIT!"
[clears throat] "We still rolling? OK, let's recycle this (ahem) DANGEROUS plastic bottle."
"And Karuthers? you're so fired."
This exciting adventure brought to you by Alexis T. from Welcome to the Doghouse.
It was business as usual at the office, when a baby Irish hare, only a few hours old was discovered, dehydrated and solo. Unable to find the mother, they hoped to release him after nursing him back to health.
Unforch, they soon discovered the little guy was blind, and not so suitable for release.
He was, however, SUITABLE FOR CUDDLING.
Thankfully, Buster the Bun is now eating well and enjoying the garden in a loving home in Dublin, sproinging around.
Nice find, sender Inner Susan C. Read all about Buster's adoption and rearing on his blog!
For a red panda I don't ask for a lot. Really.
I must have organic pears, apples and grapes.
I insist on hand-feeding [Beady-eye intense look]
I also need my two-toned look kept fierce (Clairol Hydrience Hibiscus Dark Red Hair Color # 32), at LEAST once a month
Thaaaaanks.
And let me know when the hot tub is ready. [Scampers back up a tree]
Awesome red panda shots, Jessica R.:D Check out all her shots here. This was all made possible by the Wellington Zoo.
Up...
AND AWAY!
You are now free to move about the country, Eva H.
Successful take-off courtesy of custom pet portrait artist and photographer WelcomeToTheDoghouse.
That new milk bar 2% on 16th has got the greatest atmosphere. They have this grass-like carpet farm-thing going on, and they serve this awesome drink called the Cow Nipple—all the lambs are hanging out there.
Trisha V., I'm at the booth in the back.
Gasp!
[Leaves fall out of mouf]
NO WAY she is dating that alpaca in paddock two. NO WAY.
We think paddock 2 is chock full of hotties too, Marie N.
It's Circa 1925, People, and Thee Quteness is alive and well, according to Shorpy.com.
Just like this century, fine folks bottle-fed their piglets.
Oh, and took them for walkies.
Sender Inner Brinke G. From Shorpy, the 100-year-old-photo blog.
"This sleeping posishe is too hot!"
"This sleeping posishe is too cold!"
"Ahhh, this sleeping posishe is just right."
Honk to the shu, Sender-Inner Robert W.
Just when you thought you were safe, it's: Wiggles Dog Wigs!
In washable synthetic fibers!
With holes for the ears!
Featuring chin straps for maximum comfort!
In all the colors you WANT! In all the styles you could dream of!
Molly C., Donald Trump is jeaaaaaalooooous! [singsong]
...and pet rescue advocates Lulu and Lolly are heading your way! (just look up, they might be skydiving on your head NOW!)
They have one simple goal; to make a difference in the lives of rescue animals! Especially the rescue organization from which Lolly comes. Check them and their fundraising products out!
Don't miss the Lulu and Lolly Greatest Hit too, Molly C.
Perez Hilton is reportin' that Steiff Bears are planning on doing their best Karl Lagerfeld impersonations soon. RIGHTEOUS!
According to HighSnobiety, the Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear will be released in September at Neiman Marcus in New York and will go for around 1400 USD apiece.
Excellent find, Chief Sister Ossifer!
Piper!
Be a good kitteh and show the audience your PADS!!! EHN! [Shoves paw pads in front of audience]
Karin D., you and Chantal are not the only ones that appreciate some good paw pad action.
BLOOOP!
BLOPPP!
BLOOOOHP!
close up of smiley seal, originally uploaded by ohleah.
Blorp, bloop, blop, blohp, Leah C. You heard me.
Hi, A Kitten here, with some very helpful laundry tips.
First, always divide your laundry into "softs" and "scratchies" so I know what laundry is most comfortuhbuhls roll around in.
Second, if some towels come out shredded, it's prolly the dog's fault, 'cause he does things like that asI'vepointedoutinthepast.
And lastly, throw some catnip leaves into EVERY and I mean EVERY drying cycle.
Um, extremely helpful [shifty eyes] Sender-Inner Blair P. and Photographer Caroline S.
I've tried Bun Watchers, Bunny Craig, BunniFast, living at a hutch at Kirstie Alley's—nothing has worked.
It's Nom City, People, population 1.
Poor Chloe the bun is redefining 'feed bag'. Thanks, BeautifulSoul.
[eye roll] People, there is way too much proshness going on here with this 'Fold.
Behold the 'On-the-back-wide-eyed' action and the 'sure-I'll-suck-on-your-fingie' action:
And just in case you need an extra hit:
Puh-lease. Too, too moshe:
black and white?
miniscules and striped?
ear flappage and paw danglage?
Sure, my earses appear to be awake and alerts, but I'm sleepin' in 'til AT LEAST elevens. At that point, my Bamboo 'n' Eggs better be ready.
Honk-shuuuuu [repeat 'til 11AM]
Well, it's a Saturday, so I guess that's acceptabuhls, Bill H. This one time.
"DUDE! Where can I find the 2009 calendar!? It's tewtelly sold OUT on Amazon!"
People, if I had a NICKEL for every time I hear that question, I'd have like, one-fiddy.
There are plenty of other places to find the calendar. Try:
More distributors to come. Watch this here space.
XO,
Meggle
